Out of sync, out of sorts...

I feel frazzled today.
It is like some internal wiring has short-circuited somewhere, and because of that, the brain is unable to take its usual command over the rest of the body. Or, is it that the limbs are rebelling against the wishes of the brain? Haha...even the mouth lags at least 5 seconds behind.

Root cause?
Er...I don't think I am in this mental fog because of any kind of medication.
Chocolate overdose? Nah....the I need the serotonin.
(See...I can't even think)

I think my current condition is best described by the following conversation that is taking place right now.

Head: What am I supposed to do? What am I thinking? Er...excuse me...why are you writing?
Eyes: Hello...I am at the point of shutting down.  This old woman is so vain...where the hell are the glasses? Can she finally admit that she cannot see?
Ears:  Excuse me...the rest of you can keep quiet or not?  We are trying to listen to the given instructions.  The brain already one kind one today...hey wake up...up there, anyone home?  This is important you know...the VP is talking to her.
Head: Why are you guys quarlling...quarelking...what on earth is that word? Whoa...why is I so head-light?
Heart: Pump the blood...pump the blood.  Eh...watch the pressure...Relaz people...she can't get excited.
Mouth: O......K....u-n-d-e-s-t-a-n-d. Work. Deadline.Tomorrow. Right.
Feet:  People...the only place I will walk to now is home!
Kidneys: Hey...brain...can you tell her to at least go to the toilet now? Yes, right now? Before I send all this toxic waste up to where you reside!
Head: I need to think...what am I supposed to remember?
Stomach: Feed me! Feed me! I have not eaten anything except chocolates the whole day!
Eyes: I don't care.  Shut down...shut down.
Head:  .....
Mouth: (aloud) 5 seconds lag: What am I supposed to remember?

Adibah: Slaps head....Hey...it's my 19th wedding anniversary today!


You catch the drift. I will try to listen to every single part of the body.
1st stop: toilet
2nd stop: eat
Finally ...will pack up and leave.

Head: "wait...wait...look at that pile of unfinished work! Don't you dare!"
Rest of the body: "Shut up and go home."

Enough said...I am going home.